Presents

How to release a debut album...

Go to med school

Realize you want to be a writer

Get your MD

Write the next great novel

Get rejected

Become an eye surgeon

Become a bicycle tour guide in Europe

Write screenplays

Get rejected

Meet a girl

Get a job (you now have responsibilities...)

Write a nonfiction book

Propose

She says um yes

Write first dance song

Remember you can’t sing (oops) call a friend

Impress wife (with song not dancing...)

Write more songs

Have kids

Impress kids with screenplays --------> paper airplanes

Sell a screenplay

Write more songs (try to save Pluto…)

Realize you have an album

Apparently, it doesn’t suck

Embezzle 15 minutes of youtube fame (Hey There Iginla)

Release CD

Don’t quit your day job